menThe Rules
1. The Female always makes the rules
2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notice
3. No male can possibly know all of the rules
4. If the female suspects the male knows all of the rules she must immediately
change some or all the rules.
5. The female is never wrong
6. If the Female is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct result of
something the male said or did
7. The male must apologise for said misunderstanding
8. The male is always wrong
9. The male may be right if he agrees with the female unless she wants him to
disagree
10. The Female may change her mind at any time
11. The male may never change his mind without express written consent of the
Female
12. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time
13. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be
angry and/or upset
14. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she
wants him to be angry and/or upset
15. The male is expected to mind read at all times
Nasty hey? 
If someone said this to you, you would be just a little bit offended, wouldn't you? 
